Listen up, O silly Indian!

Honest question, do your men still have their penises?

I think they dont!

They’ve lost their manhood!

They dont deserve to be called men!

Your brothers and sisters are mercilessly butchered!

Bombs explode in trains – kill hundreds!

Thousands have been slaughtered in Kashmir!

Thousands more will be slaughtered!

Hundreds more bombs will explode!

In trains and buses

And in temples and in mosques!

After all this, what do your men do?

Do they protect your brothers and sisters from further violence?

No!

Alas, they join hands with those who kill your brothers and sisters!

Your men will talk peace with those who want to kill you!

Your men will propose confidence building measures with those who want to bleed your nation with a thousand cuts!

Your men will release terrorists who want to kill you!

Your men will repeal laws which are designed to bring the reptilian killers to justice!

Your PM calls a person who has supported and sponsored the mass murder of your countrymen a “good man”!

Your PM says a terrorist wants to fight terrorism!

Your PM may as well say,

O silly Indian,

That the earth is flat!

Guess what, your men will still believe it!

Your people will still vote for such a man!

Meanwhile,

In each and every bomb attack that takes place,

Your brothers will continue to die!

Your sisters will continue to die!

Your children will continue to die!

Your men do nothing!

Bleed, O silly Indian!

Cry!

Die!

Balls to your 2 million strong armed forces!

Balls to the world’s largest democracy!

Balls to your men!

Oh I forgot, they’re not men!

Well how does it matter?

They dont have balls anyway!