WordPress has this wonderful tool called BlogStats, a stats package for your blog, which lets you know where traffic to your blog is coming from, the number of hits, which feed aggregator was used to access your blog etc. In addition, it also lets you know what search items people used to reach your blog.

I keep track of the search items and I tell you, it’s a great way to see how weird people are. Some items are shocking, some make sense, some dont. Some make you wonder where the hell you wrote about them in your blog. Some even ask questions as if the search engine is an AI programmed to answer questions.

Looks like many people hate Anbumani Ramadoss esp. after the lolli at AIIMS started. Take a look at some of the search items:

fuck ramadoss

Anbumani Ramadoss insult

anbumani ramadoss profile, spouse

anbumani ramadoss wife and family


Now and then, some stumble on my blog in their quest for online sexual satisfaction:

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i want fuck andhra women

Hiltebeitel 1980 eunuchs oral


Some are downright weird, they dont make sense:

tendulkars auto\’s

(What?)

“name of ganesh”

(Dude, you’re something!)

Certified Fools

(ROTFL!)

dogs habbit

using sify broadband account outside you

Eh?

Some think the search engine can answer questions:

Delhi is rude what do you think about it

is mothers caste acceptable in indian ci

how rude is delhi?

how rude in delhi?

namaskaar magazine, who is the editor


One thing I dont understand is how a search engine found the words “Hiltebeitel 1980 eunuchs oral” and “sex aunties” on my blog. Damn, how the hell did any porn find its way into my blog! Something something!

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